Bruce Springsteen Recently Tried Doing Stand-Up Comedy… And Failed Miserably
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Poor Bruce… He Tries So Hard…
Bruce Springsteen is undoubtably one of the most iconic musicians to ever grace a stage. He has written, recorded, and performed some of the greatest songs that we as fans will ever come to know. He is a talented man, no doubt, but the question is ‘would that talent translate over into the world of stand-up comedy’? Short answer… no. At a recent concert, Bruce Springsteen tried to tell a couple of jokes… and needless to say, it was awkward.
His first joke – “So there’s this 80-year-old couple. They’re in an alley up against the fence and they’re screwing like crazy. I mean, arms are flying, legs are flying, and they’re screwing and screwing and screwing. They just fall down from exhaustion and the wife says, ‘You didn’t screw me like that 50 years ago!’ The man says, ’50 years ago that fence wasn’t electrified.’”
Second joke – “An old man is in the gym. This great-looking gal comes in, a young gal. He says to his trainer, ‘Quick, quick, quick, which one of these machines should I be on to get this girl’s attention?’ He goes, ‘Well, if I were you, it would be the ATM.’”
Third joke… WARNING: This one is explicit – “Three guys are going skiing. They forget to make the reservation and get up to the ski lodge. The person behind the desk says, ‘Look, all we got is a small room with a single bed.’ ‘No problem, we’ll take it, we’ll take it.’ They throw their bags in and they all hop into one single bed, one, two, three. They sleep and the next morning they wake up. Guy on one side says, ‘Wow, I had a dream last night I was getting a hand job.’ The other on the other side says, ‘You’re kidding me. I had a dream last night I was getting a hand job.’ The guy in the middle goes, ‘I had a dream last night I was skiing.’”
So yeah… that happened. And it was bad…