Bruce Springsteen Recently Tried Doing Stand-Up Comedy… And Failed Miserably

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Poor Bruce… He Tries So Hard…
Bruce Springsteen is undoubtably one of the most iconic musicians to ever grace a stage. He has written, recorded, and performed some of the greatest songs that we as fans will ever come to know. He is a talented man, no doubt, but the question is ‘would that talent translate over into the world of stand-up comedy’? Short answer… no. At a recent concert, Bruce Springsteen tried to tell a couple of jokes… and needless to say, it was awkward.
His first joke –ย โSo thereโs this 80-year-old couple. Theyโre in an alley up against the fence and theyโre screwing like crazy. I mean, arms are flying, legs are flying, and theyโre screwing and screwing and screwing. They just fall down from exhaustion and the wife says, โYou didnโt screw me like that 50 years ago!โ The man says, โ50 years ago that fence wasnโt electrified.’โ
Second joke – โAn old man is in the gym. This great-looking gal comes in, a young gal. He says to his trainer, โQuick, quick, quick, which one of these machines should I be on to get this girlโs attention?โ He goes, โWell, if I were you, it would be the ATM.’โ
Third joke… WARNING: This one is explicit – โThree guys are going skiing. They forget to make the reservation and get up to the ski lodge. The person behind the desk says, โLook, all we got is a small room with a single bed.โ โNo problem, weโll take it, weโll take it.โ They throw their bags in and they all hop into one single bed, one, two, three. They sleep and the next morning they wake up. Guy on one side says, โWow, I had a dream last night I was getting a hand job.โ The other on the other side says, โYouโre kidding me. I had a dream last night I was getting a hand job.โ The guy in the middle goes, โI had a dream last night I was skiing.’โ
So yeah… that happened. And it was bad…