Gene Simmons Just Unveiled A Curious New Piece Of KISS Merchandise – And We’re Not Sure What To Think…
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Will You Be Buying One?
Legendary rock band KISS is notorious for their aggressive merchandising methods. Simply put, if it exists, KISS will put their logo on it and sell it. You can buy a KISS credit card; KISS action figures, KISS pens, KISS mugs, and even a KISS coffin that doubles as a beer cooler. It all sounds crazy, but these and many more items fly off the shelves, so to speak, but we’re not exactly sure if the same can be said about their newest piece of merchandise.
Gene Simmons just posted a video on his Facebook page showcasing KISS’ newest product and needless to say, we’re kind of scratching our heads here. Have a look…
“If you’re gonna do anything, why not sit on my face?” – Gene Simmons 2018
Yes, folks. KISS toilet seats. Now, while you may be asking yourself who in the world will buy one of these, it’s safe to assume that these are going to sell quicker than hot cakes, and if I do say so myself, I’m honestly thinking of buying one. Don’t judge me.
But the real question is, when this comes out will you be buying one for yourself? Let us know in the comment section!