David Lee Roth Has Very Strange Theory Why Sammy Hagar Still Talks About Him

David Lee Roth suggested an idea as to why he thinks Sammy Hagar still talks about him.

The original lead singer of Van Halen just recently uploaded a video on his YouTube channel dubbed The Ballad of Popsicle Sam. In the video, he mentions that the Red Rocker must have been “abducted by aliens.”

Roth referred to Hagar’s belief that he had an alien encounter when he was a teenager. Roth explained:

“I know that when you’re abducted by aliens you get sex probed.
“I am compelled to solicit this sordid subject in an effort to explain Sam Hagar’s conduct. For the last 10 summers I haven’t said a single syllable about him. Not one. I defy you. And in the face of a constant fart gas aimed in our direction here at the Mojo Dojo Diamond Dave Laboratories. And I think we’ve arrived at both the technical and the medical answer that may explain some of Sammy Hagar’s conduct and his constant spew of diarrhea vitriol in our direction. Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens and he was sex probed.”

Roth then noted that he had “no idea” what Hagar might have experienced and questioned how an alien sex probing works. He continued:

“But what I do know with absolute accuracy is that if you take a half of a popsicle and you jam it into a cassette tape player, no matter how carefully you extract it, that tape player will never play the same again.
“No matter how carefully you try and fix those delicate little parts. And it’ll get worse and it’ll seem like the singer that you used to [be] will stop making sense whatsoever. A lot like Sam.”

Will Roth and Hagar Ever Get To Be On The Road Together?

The latest video Roth uploaded followed the ongoing battle of words he and Hagar have. In November, Hagar seems to not give up on getting Roth and Alex Van Halen together to honor the late Eddie Van Halen for the Van Halen tribute tour. He even invited Roth to join saying:

“If David Lee Roth wants to come out and join us, come on, motherfucker. You are welcome.”

Days after his announcement, Roth issued a response:

“I’m ready to go. Let’s do this.”

However, Hagar soon stated that his invitation was for Roth to “sing a song on a show or two… if he can remember the words,” and clarified that there was “no fucking way” he’d agree to do a full tour with Roth.