Caped Crusader Offering “Free Metal” Is The Hero Gotham Needs

Who Doesn’t Love Free Metal?

We’re livin’ in some pretty strange times; the world’s divided, Tool have yet to release a new album and we still can’t get rid of those damn Kardashians. All jokes aside though, it’s been a pretty dark few months for the rock world and smiles seem to be in short supply, but luckily there’s a new hero in town and he’s here to share some good old fashioned heavy metal to the world – or at the very least, a smile or two.

No one knows his name, but this suburban caped crusader was spotted on his front lawn over the weekend, shredding away in his swim trunks and bright red cape with a sign reading “FREE METAL” at his feet. It looks like the video was captured by a Steve Brown and his family (correct us if we’re wrong!) who watched from their car in delight as our new hero did his part to make the world a more awesome place to live.

Check out Free Metal Man in the video below – he may not be the hero Gotham deserves, but he’s damn sure the hero it needs right now. Rock on!